How Do I Know If My Problem Is Bigfoot?

These are some signs of a bigfoot infestation:

Large humanlike footprints in soil and fingerprints or handprints on vehicles or house windows.

Loud slams on outside house walls. IMG_0226

Rocks or pebbles thrown at people, house, windows. Rocks will often land nearby, not striking anything.

Scratching on walls, scratch marks on walls.

This can happen any time of day, but night may see an increase in sounds and activity.

Tapping on windows.

Hearing footsteps outside at night.

Seeing shadows pass by windows.

Dog barking like crazy, going nuts.

Dog frightened, hiding, whimpering.

Dogs or pets disappear.  Bark bark bark yelp.

You hear woodknocks or rock clacking outside.

Howls, screams,  sounds at enormous volume outdoors.

Farm animals killed, scratched, missing, or maimed.

Horses manes twisted or braided.

Pet food or other food not kept in house disappears.

Big hairy face at the window, peering in. face

Items moved around without explanation.

Children report seeing odd creature, “cowman,” “big dog,” “monkey man,” or “gorilla.”

Children report playing with hairy playmates.

Eyeshine seen from hiding places or at night, sometimes red, big eyes right at ground level, or way up high.

Roof activity:  Sound of running or walking on roof, large rocks hitting roof or walls, creaking like a large weight is on the roof, objects chucked down chimney, things falling off roof, and so on.

Doorknobs turn or jiggle–they may want inside, and this is  serious.  Take action.

Terrible skunky-rotten-wet-dog smell.

Handprints or smudges way up high on walls.

Nearby nest or stick structure.

Some kind of structure.
Some kind of structure.

Vehicles vandalized, bitten, scratched.

Strange objects appear, such as dead animals or parts.

Hear what sounds like talking in unknown language.

Hear monkey hoot sounds.

Hear bad, overloud imitations of wildlife.

Fruit stripped off trees or garden vegetables disappear.

You  find very large segmented stools.

You hear voices of family members who are not there.

Healthy branches on trees broken.

Neighbors may report sightings or activity.

Many missing neighborhood pets.

You see one.  It might look almost human, or more like a gorilla, or might be scary ugly.  If it has a snout, that may be the dogman.six kinds

If you see something that looks more like a dog, that is called a dogman.

If you hear sounds that sound more like a wolf howl, that may be dogman, as well.

If you see something else entirely, let me know.

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